He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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