Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I hope mine doesn't look like that
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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