It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
