I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
