Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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