I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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