don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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