everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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