super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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