At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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