Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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