can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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