There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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