how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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