He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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