I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
her vagine was all disorganized.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
These tits shall not be calmed
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