And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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