Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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