Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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