just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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