Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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