I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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