Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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