You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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