I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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