how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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