What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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