I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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