whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You're a waste of cheezeits
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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