I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Every concussion has its silver lining
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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