i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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