do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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