Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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