Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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