made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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