Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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