All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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