Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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