Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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