i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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