I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
