i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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