i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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