this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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