let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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