Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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