no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You need Xanax blowdarts
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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