On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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