i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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