so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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