Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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