I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
My bed smells like the plague
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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