For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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